i love the smell of panic attacks in the morning
shit tho now i have to change my bio on every social website to say I’m 17
Mother Nature: “lol surprise happy birthday ur not pregnant”
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.